That mediocre office chair you’re probably slouched in right now is the source of misery in your day to day world. Sure, bad posture may not be your dream side-effect to getting to sit all day but at least you have a chair to take a load off in. But there are people out there in the world, the ones that make your day to day life tick over that only dream of your office chair. To them it’s more of a throne than a cheap piece of manufactured, uncomfortable plastic. Quit your whining! Let’s take a look at the men and women that do the dirtiest jobs in the world so that we don’t have to. Without them, we’d crumble. I warn you though, some of these leave political correctness in the dust.

1. Garbage Man:

If you couldn’t guess, the garbage guy is the one that picks up your waste every week. He gets a flimsy pair of gloves to keep those old eggs and cat litter off of his hands. You obviously don’t want to touch it, so kudos to them.

2. Sewer Cleaner:

All of that waste that goes down you toilet ends up in a massive series of pipes under the ground to be transported to a processing planet. But on occasion, things get stuck. And when things get stuck there are two possible outcomes. The waste will either spew right back out of the drain or some lonely soul has to climb down into the sewer to unclog it. Since you’ve probably never seen sewage spew onto the street I’m sure you can guess which option is usually chosen.

3. Egg poo cleaner:

“What the…” You’re right. It’s weird. But when chickens pop out eggs for our consumption they’re covered in a not so enjoyable substance. You get the gist.

4. Dishwasher:

Putting things into the dishwasher is not what we’re talking about. Before dishes can make their way into the dishwasher at restaurants, the dishes have to be cleaned off. It’s usually left to some pimply teenager to do. But after a long shift of scraping half eaten food off of plates, you might actually feel sorry for them.

5. Cow Insemination:

Believe it or not, this is an actual job. On cow farms, the ones that produce the meat you eat, waiting for cows to reproduce on their own can often take too long. So through a little genetic engineering, scientists figured out how to artificially inseminate a cow to make farming go a little faster.

6. Zoo Keeper:

Those animals surely aren’t going to clean themselves. I’m sure they look really nice in their cages but that’s only because the kind folks that work behind the scenes keep the animals clean and fed. Next time you’re at the zoo, thank them. Actually….don’t. That may be a little weird.

7. Roughneck:

No, it’s not the same thing as redneck. A roughnecker is someone that works on an oil rig. While you may not thank your local zoo keeper, thank the guys that risk their lives every day just so you can drive your Hummer to and from work. They put in one hell of a job on the rigs and deserve a lot of credit, not just for what they produce, but for their courage.

8. Concrete Truck Cleaner:

Operating a concrete truck is a delicate balance between using and cleaning. Because concrete dries rather quickly it’s important that it doesn’t dry while inside the truck. So after every job and an almost life-support type system to keep the concrete wet inside, the truck has to be cleaned out. And unfortunately, there’s no easy way to do it.

9. Disaster Cleanup:

After a huge storm rolls through, someone has to do all of the dirty work and clean everything up. It can take months to clean up a disaster area, such as the Hurricane Katrina aftermath. Imagine getting dirty in your garden one dreary Sunday afternoon. Now imagine doing that again. And again. And again….for months at a time.

10. Demolition Expert:

Blowing up buildings is no easy feat. Working in a hard hat zone for a few weeks before a building is set to tumble can get pretty grimy. It isn’t just throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of the structure. The building has to be stripped of everything but its bare bones before any progress can be made and that lengthy process can get some dirt under the fingernails.

11. Mechanic:

Speaking of getting dirt under the fingernails, mechanics never get the credit they deserve. Yeah, they can be a little pushy when they insist your tires are a little worn and you need an entirely new set otherwise your car will fly off the road, but give them a little credit. They climb under your car and get oil in places you would never even dream of just so your kids can get to soccer practice on time and safely.

12. Fuel Tank Cleaner:

Unlike small planes, large aircraft burn copious amounts of fuel in any given trip. Over time this fuel dries and clings to the side of the fuel tank inside the aircraft causing danger to the new fuel as well as to the integrity of the wing and tank. Not to fear though, right? There’s always someone around to clean it up. Often by climbing into the wing itself, cleaning crews will scrub tooth and nail to get the innards clean only to make a few more rounds before they’re at it again.

13. Pig Farmer:

It’s often said that there’s nothing dirtier than pigs in this world and for pig farmer’s that’s probably true. It may seem sad that the human race has lowered itself to playing in pig poo and mud for a day’s work but someone has to get it done. It’s not all fun and games ya know. Someone has to raise the pigs so that we all have lovely bacon and sausages for breakfast.

14. Wastewater Treatment:

Once all of your toilet water makes it out of your house and passes through the hands of the sewer cleaners, it makes its way to the wastewater treatment plant. Here the water gets treated to become usable sprinkler water in parts of the U.S. or is treated so that it is safe to release into the wilderness. Most of the process is automated but being part of the crew that gets down and dirty with the smells and waste on a daily basis is probably something most of us want to stay far away from.

15. Food processing:

This one covers a wide array of jobs. Those poor souls that pick apart our meat and fish for our consumption deserve a gold medal. It’s not just as simple as cutting the animal into small pieces and sending it off to stores. No way, all of the “waste” products must be disposed of. That’s where the people in food processing plants come in. There are those that actually cut the meat into smaller portions and then there are those that endure pounds of fat, waste, and slop just to find the edible parts in between.

16. Oil Spill Cleanup:

Natural disasters can’t be prevented but man made ones like oil spills can. In most cases, oil spills are even more of a nightmare than any hurricane that rolls through. If you’ve ever gotten a little bit of oil on your fingers after working on your engine and can remember how difficult it was to get it off then you can appreciate the effort that goes into cleaning up an oil spill. But it’s not just the water that ends up looking disgusting, there are many animals that get covered in oil when a disaster like this occurs. Cleaning them up one by one is a massive job. And as a result, cleaning yourself up, head to toe, from an oil spill CAN’T be fun either.

17. Roofing Tar:

Here’s one you’ve probably never heard of. Most industrial building go without the traditional roofing tile structure on their exterior for expense reasons. As a result, an alternative method had to be developed. That method is called roofing tar. It’s essentially road tar that garnishes the roof and protects it from the elements. But, hot roofing tar doesn’t lay itself. Like hot, messy Playdoh, roofing tar is dangerous to work with and can get you covered in black in no time flat.

18. Nurse:

Not all parts of nursing are messy but when it comes to caring for patients that can barely open their eyes, things can get a little hairy. Obviously their bodies don’t stop functioning just because they’re not conscious of it. Cleaning them up takes dedication and a real love of our fellow human beings.

19. Porta-Potty cleaner:

Go to any huge public gathering and you’re sure to see a portable toilet. They’ve been around for ages and most of the time, they’re unbearable to even use. But what about the people that have to clean all of that mess up? By now you’re probably enjoying that pitiful plastic office chair of yours.

20. Colonoscopy:

There’s no way you want to hear about this one but since this is a list of the worst jobs on the planet, it had to be mentioned. Doctors provide an invaluable service by examining your colon for cancer polyps but while we don’t like to admit it, they’re looking at some very disgusting stuff. If there’s one doctor’s bill you shouldn’t mind paying, it’s to the guy that puts his hand where even you’re afraid to.

21. Swamp Boat Operator:

There are only a few places in the country in the world where this is applicable but wherever there are swamps, there are swamp boat operators. Swamp boat operation could be anything from recreation to necessity if anyone ever gets lost in the swamp. Being on the boat is the safest part of the whole journey. It’s when you actually have to step off of the boat into the muddy, mysterious swamp that things get a little hectic. Go on, you try it.

22. Road Work:

Similar to the job that requires putting tar on the roofs of new buildings, laying new roads for us to drive our air conditioned cars down is hot work. The tar is smelly and grimy and in blistering heat, it could be considered the most terrible thing a human could possibly conceive. (OK, maybe not).

23. Semen Analysis:

This one goes beyond the boundaries of political correctness but here we go. Semen samples are taken all of the time for either scientific research or for sperm donation banks. But to ensure that the sperm is healthy and fit for use, someone has to comb through it and make sure it’s alright. You can put this one at the bottom of the list of things I’d like to see myself doing in the near future.

24. Exterminator:

Rats and insects don’t get rid of themselves all too often, that’s why we have specialists that can do it for us. The dirt doesn’t normally accumulate very quickly but the stench of rats, mice, other insects, and insecticide floods your nostrils and stains your clothes faster than you can blink.

25. Dumpster Washer:

To finish off the list we’ll throw in another job that you’ve probably never heard of. Dumpsters, even though they’re home to all of our trash, still need cleaning out. If they don’t get cleaned out, mold and infectious material can gather and over time can become harmful. The stench alone would probably be enough to drive a sane man to do crazy things. But just imagine if that month old sandwich or cream made its way onto your arm. You probably wouldn’t be too happy.

So there it is. Do you have anymore to add?

It’s probably no secret that when you go to buy a new car, you’re getting the short end of the stick on the deal. But what actually happens when you step onto the lot to buy a new vehicle? It’s a big psychological game that will most surely suck you in if you’re not ready for it. So, let’s get inside the head of a car dealership and see how they go about squeezing every last penny out of your wallet, leaving you with a mediocre car and an empty bank account.

1. You Want a Car : You’re done from the moment you walk on the lot. Once you step foot onto the dealership lot and express any type of interest in buying a vehicle, you’ve already set yourself up for failure. The most common mistake people make when they go to buy a car is that they tell the dealers just that. Once they know your intent for the day was to buy a car, they know that you’re there to stay. If they ask you “How you folks doin’ today? Can I help you?” Under no circumstances should you give an answer that indicates your interest in buying anything. You’re there to browse.

2. The Price : You probably already knew this but the price on the window of the car you’re wanting to buy is much more than the car is worth. Obviously the dealerships have to make some type of profit on every vehicle they sell otherwise they wouldn’t be able to stay in business. But on the flipside of that argument is you, the consumer. You want to be able to pay the most reasonable price possible for a vehicle without taking out a second mortgage. Know that prices are inflated and that you have room to negotiate.

3. Surveys : After you’ve bought a car from a dealership they may ask you to take a survey about the buying experience. Under no circumstances should you complete the survey and give it back to them. While they may entice you with a few air fresheners and some new rugs, just don’t do it. Why? Because in some cases, not all (some dealers are in fact trustworthy), your information is sold to third parties. But the biggest problem is that your survey probably won’t end up with who it should. Some dealerships are required to have customers fill out a certain number of surveys every month and in the process, the free gifts they offer you are to get you to fill out better rankings. Don’t get fooled. If you’ve got to fill out a survey, do it directly through the car manufacturer.

4. No First Payment : Hell, we’ve all heard this one before. Car dealerships offering to pay your first month or two for you is complete bogus. The money they’re “paying” every month for your car payment is already built into the price. You’ve already paid for the first two months ON THE FRONT END. Don’t be fooled. If you want that cash, have them take it off the price, not off of the monthly payments.

5. Extended Warranties : These are the biggest scams that I’ve ever seen. Extended warranties can be a very good thing if they come prepackaged with the vehicle. Many times a new vehicle will come with a warranty from the factory, which is great. But as soon as your car dealer starts offering you warranties that you have to pay for, walk away. The likelihood of your vehicle failing isn’t high up on the list. But, if it does fail, the amount of money you’ll probably pay to get it fixed will be far less than the total amount you’ve paid for a warranty. Stores have been doing it for years and the warranty game is almost a business in and of itself.

6. “Let me talk to my manager” : When you’re sitting in the meager office awaiting the final quote on the car you want, it’s over. When the salesman left, he probably asked you to write down on a piece of paper what you think is a reasonable price to pay for a car. If it gets to this point, be ready to walk away. Remember that you have control in the situation despite what you might be led to believe. Don’t think that you have to write down a price on the piece of paper. It’s their job to sell to you, not the other way around. When you write something down and they go and “talk to the manager,” they know what you’re willing to pay. That’s it, the deal is done. They don’t even need to talk to anyone. If the price you wrote down is higher than their lowest price, you just made a sale.

7. Final Offer : When they bring you the sheet of paper with their final offer, leave. While they do have a bottom line for vehicles, what you’re looking at isn’t it. If you’re not dead set on buying a car that very instant, get out of your chair and make your way to the door. Just for fun, time how long it takes for them to jump up and shout “Wait!” You should clock in somewhere around 2.4 seconds. There’s always more room to negotiate.

8. Resetting the Odometer : This last tip regards something that is actually very illegal and if you ever come across a dealership doing it, contact the authorities immediately. The odometer measures how many miles a car has driven. It is very easy to go into the odometer and reset its mileage count. This would of course make you think you’re getting a great deal on a car that seems almost new. But in reality, you’re getting a terrible deal on a car that has driven more miles than it’s fit for. If that 98 Honda Civic only has 8 miles on it, things are fishy.

Those were some of the ways car dealers have been ripping off buyers for years. If you know of any hidden tricks that these crooked car dealers use to lure you into buying a car that is priced more than what it’s worth, we would love to hear it through your comments.

In the world we live in today it seems pretty common to sit around and complain about our jobs. Whether the conversation is over a few beers or a few sewing needles, the general theme when it comes to employment tends to be the same.,”My job sucks”. Sure, there are a few of you out there who love your jobs and couldn’t be happier. For the rest, this article is for you. That is unless your job falls into this list of the top 10 most dangerous jobs. If it does, then we are extremely sorry but at least now you know you need to tip toe your way around the workplace. Without further ado, here are top 10 most dangerous jobs on Earth.

1. Police Officers

While police officers were acknowledged as working a profession that dealt with danger after 9/11, the fact remains there are quite a lot of daily hazards they face as well. The people in this profession work with some of the worst people in the world and are constantly in the line of fire. Because the danger is so prominent, anyone that works as a police officer deserves all of our respect and adulation.

Death Statistics – 140 in 2008 and 181 in 2007.

2. Fire Fighters

The name of this profession really gives us all the information we need to know to put firefighters on the list. These people fight fires. There really cannot be many things more dangerous than that. Haven’t you seen the move Ladder 49? Every time firefighters scamper up a ladder or into a burning house they are putting their lives on the line. This is a profession that requires you to be tough as nails. If you want to stick to your desk job, I don’t think anyone is going to blame you.

Death Statistics – 114 in 2008

3. Construction Worker

No matter how you look at it construction workers take a serious beating. This one comes as far less of a surprise considering the day to day abuse these guys deal with. While you may sit behind a desk and be scared of a paper cut here and there, these men deal with concrete, piles of metal, bricks, and a massive number of sharp and powerful tools. Even still, the shocker comes when we look a bit closer and realize that the majority of workplace deaths are attributed to falls. Doesn’t sound as masculine, but can still be pretty deadly. Be sure to strap on a hard hat next time you get close to a construction area.

Death Statistics – 77 Deaths in 2008.

4. Timber Cutter

Anyone that heads out to the forest or the mill and works with wood seems to be in constant danger. There is really one main reason for that: saws. They are deadly, they are sharp, and they are hard to control. One wrong move and they can cut through skin like a hot knife goes through butter. That makes this top dangerous job a little less surprising as saws are the number one culprit for deaths in this industry. Kind of obvious now isn’t it?

Death Statistics – 3 recorded in 2008

5. Fisherman

Fishing is an old school pastime full of relaxation, family, and good times. Millions of us love to get our line wet in the water and sit back with a cold beer. It is as much tradition as turkey on thanksgiving for many people. Problem is that it isn’t all fun and relaxation for the people that man vessels for a living. Commercial fishing is an extremely dangerous profession, especially when it comes to catching crab in the icy waters of Alaska. The weather can be daunting, hooks are incredibly sharp and the amount of ropes, ties, and swinging booms can cause fisherman to look over their shoulder every minute of the day. So the next time you gobble up some smoke salmon, give a toast to the people that risked their lives for you to eat a delicious meal.

Death Statistics – In 2007, 128 out of every 100,000 fishermen in Alaska are known to have perished. Read more here

6. Truck Driver

Keep on driving, that is all you have to do. Seems pretty easy when you first think of it, but maneuvering around an unpredictable 18 wheeler is a lot harder than some people imagine, and a lot more dangerous. Not only can the job be physically dangerous but the mental strain of the job really does tend to take its toll. On the whole the transportation industry is a dangerous field as it is, but it is truck drivers than take the brunt of the danger. Thinking of skipping out on college and getting your license to man a big rig? You might want to mull it over a bit considering that there are a lot safer and easier jobs out there. Cleaning toilets may make you smell like you know what, but you are a lot more likely to make it home.

Death Statistics – 4808 in 2008

7. Retail Worker

No, this is not a joke. Yes the category is a broad one but retail workers are in fact putting themselves on the line everyday in order to make a little extra commission. Whether the workers ring the till at a grocery store, gas station, liquor store, or convenient store there is an added chance that they could die from a workplace hazard. It may never happen and you are probably safe in the local mall, but you still are in a lot more danger than the high school teacher or local tollbooth operator.

Death Statistics – 32 death in 2008

8. Service Sector Worker

Admittedly this selection has a pretty broad net cast over it, but there are quite a few jobs out there where you may want to wave the white flag. If you stroll in to work in order to run the roller coaster at the local carnival or fix brakes on cars you may be in trouble. In fact any repair job that works with heavy equipment puts the employee at a pretty large risk. Makes you feel a bit better about not knowing what a Phillips head screwdriver is, doesn’t it?

Death Statistics – 466 in 2008/2009

9. Farmer

The people who work on producing crops every year account for a surprising number of occupational deaths. While it may be a shocker at first it makes a lot more sense when you look into it a bit further. Farmers have passed away while working thanks mostly to incidents involving transportation problems, getting far too up close and personal with dangerous machinery and…heat strokes. The State of California reported 6 deaths from heat strokes in the year 2008.

Ever gotten the chance to visit a farm up close and personal? There are more than enough freaky looking tools around that seem to be just waiting for someone to use them incorrectly. The moral of this story is to watch your step around any barn and maybe even just stick to the grocery store whenever you can.

Death Statistics – 26 in 2008/2009

10. Miner

No matter what the prize or mineral you are after, mining is a dangerous business. Coal miners seem to get a lot of the attention when it comes to danger and the job deserves some of it considering they make up for a quarter of mining related deaths. However what you may not know is that extracting oil and gas is far more dangerous. The men and women that get down and dirty with oil actually make up for over half of the deaths in the industry. Yet another reason to shift our attention to a greener world. Strap on your solar vest and know that you are saving lives.

Death Statistics – 29 Deaths in 2008.

Note - The statistics given above are for U.S, Canada and Mexico only.

I am sure you have a list of your own, that you believe to be dangerous. Would love to hear your thoughts on it.